Jan. 28th, 2005

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My hubby and I are thinking of buying tickets to the U2 concert which will be there in May and driving up. It would be ever so much easier if we "knew" someone there...also could use advice for *inexpensive* accomodations.

I wonder if I can talk him in to going up early on Friday and trying for Oprah tickets?
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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?





A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured
it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2
DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light
bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?


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