Somebody please KILL ME NOW
Feb. 20th, 2005 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rayvyn2kWhy, you ask?
Because there's a SICK MAN in this apartment. And by this afternoon, it may not be big enough for the both of us. Can someone explain to me why it is that when a WOMAN is sick, she is still expected to do EVERY FECKING THING SHE ALWAYS DOES--but when a MAN is sniffly, he mopes in bed and requires the "being waited on hand and foot" treatment? Why is that, hmmmm?
And I'm telling you right now, if any of his germs jump on me, there will be murder done.
Thank you for listening. And now for something completely different.
A
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Lady Poplar
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Snickers Andrew
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Monty Ruby Tuesday
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Ginger London
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Scoop Tamarac
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): C. La
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Russell Stover Kahlua
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten S. Plantation
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): MM Vodka Kahlua
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Jo Arizona
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): MM Lennon
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in): CaLan Dofor
Because there's a SICK MAN in this apartment. And by this afternoon, it may not be big enough for the both of us. Can someone explain to me why it is that when a WOMAN is sick, she is still expected to do EVERY FECKING THING SHE ALWAYS DOES--but when a MAN is sniffly, he mopes in bed and requires the "being waited on hand and foot" treatment? Why is that, hmmmm?
And I'm telling you right now, if any of his germs jump on me, there will be murder done.
Thank you for listening. And now for something completely different.
A
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Lady Poplar
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Snickers Andrew
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Monty Ruby Tuesday
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Ginger London
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Scoop Tamarac
6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): C. La
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Russell Stover Kahlua
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten S. Plantation
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): MM Vodka Kahlua
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Jo Arizona
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): MM Lennon
12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in): CaLan Dofor
