rayvyn2k | TAR Week Four Musings

Okay, my remarks will start a few minutes into the show because I was distracted by the pretty colors of my new shirts as I opened the package I received today from Roamans. ;)

My first thought is how cute Phil is and how much I love him Phaking out the teams! Psych!

So, Eric and Jeremy, BJ and Tyler and Lake and Michelle are all on their way to Germany on two different planes. Big whoop.

Broken computer at the airport! Wow, that sets the rest of the teams back. Better hope for a bunch in Germany.

Ugh, E&J got on the train--looks like the "luck of the evil" (tm TWOP) are with them.

Awww, sad nerds. Gosh, I'm liking Joseph and Monica more each week. Their attitudes are wonderful.

UGH--E&J are such TOOLS..."are there any pretty ladies in Germany?" GAG.

Wow, an "hours of operation" semi-bunch. That's lucky for the trailing teams.

That Mercedes Benz test track looks awesome! Hee, all the teams look nervous. I would LOVE to do that! Dang, they are sideways. And, they get to use the Mercedes for their vehicle? Sweet.

Okay--the trailing teams are 3+ hours behind. Fran and Barry are in last place again. Oh no--the Danis are going to follow--Wanda and Desiree?--are they serious? First of all, following is never a good idea on the race. Seocnd...Wanda and Desiree? I have a bad feeling about this...

Ooooo Sneaky Nerds!

The editors and camera crew are so amazing (heh) because...getting a shot of the sign to Munich as they are passing their exit? Brilliant. And sooo funny.

Aaand here's the next product placement...the roaming gnome. UGH.

Wow, Lake and Michelle got a drunk German to show them the way. They must have watched Boston Rob! Oh, and when they get to the Roadblock, Michelle doesn't do another "easy" one?? This is going to come back to haunt them if they get very much deeper into the race. Each team member can only do six Roadblocks. And the Roadblocks get harder as the race goes on. She should have done the pool and this one. I'll have to check back, but I'm not sure if she's even done one Roadblock yet.

BJ & Tyler are kind of getting on my nerves. Miss Alli from TWOP has noted in her recaps (which are hilarious, btw, and you should all go over and read them now) that they seem to always be "on" and I quite agree. It is exhausting.

Will wonders never cease? Barry and Fran are actually doing fairly well.

*Headdesk* I don't believe it. The Danis followed Wanda and Desiree again, and they made the exact same mistake. One of these teams DESERVES to be eliminated.

(We interrupt this entry for a Middle Tennesse weather update--lows will be in the upper 20s tonight. EEK! Now back to the notes.)

I would choose "Break it." "Slap it" seems too hard to me.

Is it wrong that I giggled at E&J breaking the bottles on each other's heads? Because I totally did. And Tyler is not wearing underwear? Is he nuts? (BWAH.)

I really, really hate Michelle. Even more than Lake. So naturally, they get the clue really fast.

Wow, Fran and Barry picked the wrong detour again! I hope they can dance better than they were able to climb the waterfall...

"Tongue wrestling?" Assholes.

Michelle is such a fucking bitch I just want to reach right through the television and smack the shit out of her. On the other hand, I adore Monica and Joseph. And Ray and Yolanda. "Your butt is just big." Buwahahahahahaha!!! Oh, and in case I haven't mentioned it for a while--YAY NERDS!

I am Soooo ready for Whining Wanda to be off my television. And if the Danis survive this leg, they really need to remember to run their own race.

(I really hate commercials or any show that uses CGI to make animals "talk.")

Okay, so E&J are first and win a trip to Africa. BJ and Tyler have one genuinely funny moment when they call the greeter "Santa" and come in second. Lake and Michelle are third. Holy cow, Fran and Barry are actually fourth!

Mo and Jo switch detours and dance and they did great! Aww, they had fun, too. Wow, Ray and Yolanda switched too...and they also did the dance very well!

Yay! My Nerds are fifth. That was some good solid racing there to come from last to fifth. Good job. Mo and Jo are sixth, Ray and Yolanda are seventh.

The Danis did the dancing! Aww, Desiree looks so sad in the car...

Phil couldn't psych out the Danis, they knew they were eighth...and Wanda and Desiree are eliminated. They just couldn't overcome their mistakes on the road in Germany, and to tell you the truth, even though I liked Desiree, I am so happy to see Wanda gone.

Next week: Awww--sad, frustrated Nerds! Noooooo!